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WARNING: The following program is unsuitable
for young viewers. Parental discression is advised. Contains action of a graphic nature. Not for the faint of heart.
Watching the following is consenting and condoning the following events. Legal action may not be taken against
the producers or workers involved with this product. Doing so is punishable by banishment from any contact with
the CNWF² indefinitely. If you have any questions about what happens at the show, please let the president
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CNWF²
CYBERNETIC WRESTLING FEDERATION²
PRESENTS:
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DANGER
ZONE!!
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Monday, December 22, 1997
10:00 pm - 11:00 pm PST
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WELCOME
TO THE NEXT DIMENSION
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Location : Worcester, Massachusetts
Arena : Worcester Centrum
Maximum Attendance: 8,000
In Attendance : 7,885
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{prelude}
The camera fades in on the locker room.
The CyberNetic Wrestling Federation Squared Intercontinental Champion, Da SuPerFan, standing in front of a monitor.
Da SuPerFan: Well
CNWF Squared I called dis time fo' a reason. I ain't here to come out and BS about how I am the best thing to hit
earth since a forty ounce. Naw, I am here to finish a few things. First I want to make sure everyone knows that
the Masters of Brutality died with the career and the respectability of the Beantown Bully. Beam, Suicide, Pepsi,
Pillar, Agony, and the rest you all didn't know 'bout, have broke up. And it ain't because of Mike Donovan. It's
because of the Bully. He started and ended this group of talent.
Another thing, well person, I'd like to
ass closure too is one Heartbreak Kris. Now I know Kris' leg was (CENSORED)
up and he couldn't wrestle. Fine. But right here and now I have a challenge to lay down to one Heartbreak Kris,
and that challenge is something I have wanted to do for a long time. So Kris, I am going to make this happen. See,
you are screwing with CNI. And I don't like that, because a -big- part of my paycheck comes from there, especially
since World Wide Wrestling closed. So I want to end this situation. Therefore, I, Da SuPerFan, CNWF Squared Intercontinental
Champion is challenging the two-time former CNWF World Heavyweight Champion Heartbreak Kris, to a -retirement match-.
Yeah baby, Kris and Da SuPerFan fo' da Intercontinental Title and thier careers. Accept Kris. Don't back out on
me this time....
And I have one last thing to talk about.
This, this is another period of change for the CNWF² yet another time of change for Da SuPerFan. I ain't the
big thug I used to be. But unlike da time the CNWF became da CNWF Squared, I ain't some lil' upstart. I am now
-a champion- here. And I have the best record in the place where the -icons- come. Lex, correct me if I am wrong,
but I have the longest win streak -ever- here. Eight wins in a row. And now, I am the number one ranked wrestler
here. And as I see that come by, I hear someone say how its such a suprize where I am ranked. Well I gotta tell
ya'all that is some (CENSORED)!
I have worked harder than about any one in the (CENSORED)
league, and I am sick of getting treated like a pile of (CENSORED)
whenever I get on top! This is the second damn time I am ranked number one! -So it ain't a fluke- (CENSORED)!
Now It had better change get get more (CENSORED)
respectful around here... NOW... -peace suckas-!
{introduction}
The camera fades in. The "Danger
Zone" Theme begins to play as several shots of different matches are shown. Kain Piller is seen throwing BigFig
out of the ring at the Battle Royal. 'Iron King' Jeff Beam is then shown wrestling Bob F'n Holly. Evil Lord Pelius
is shown executing a heart punch on Akai Daragon. Da SuPerFan is seen executing the "Ghetto Blasta" on
Heartbreak Kris. Many more shots are shown from previous Danger Zones as well. Finally, the intro ends.
{cut to panningshot of the arena}
The arena is jam packed for the small
place it is compared to others. There is also quite a huge Dominator of Destruction following here. One huge sign
that is noticeable again this week is a "Kick Kris Out!" sign. In fact, there are many signs protesting
Heartbreak Kris even being in the CNWF². One sign that also catches one's eye is one that reads "Donovan
Fears Bully". There are many more signs, but they are not on camera long enough to read very well.
{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Michael Richardson, Keith Porter, and
Geoffery Smith are the commentators on hand.
{commentary}
Michael Richardson: Welcome to Danger Zone! We are only having a one hour show tonight due to all the schedule changes
going on. We're hoping to bring you some great action anyway, so here we go.
Keith Porter: Well,
first off I'd like to point out that Da SuPerFan does not have the longest winning streak ever. He's gone the longest
lasting undefeated record in the CNWF Squared, but Dominator of Destruction happens to have the longest undefeated
streak ever. He's strung together fourteen wins in a row with just one tie in there, but that still is fourteen
wins without a loss. Of course, he's the United States Champion, and that's quite a belt to have here in the CNWF
Squared.
Geoffery Smith: Very true. Of course, getting any belt here in the CyberNetic Wrestling Federation is something.
Michael Richardson: We do have quite a lineup tonight, however, as we have Jason Agony facing Bad Ass John, BigFig facing
Wolverine, Backbreaker fighting Heartbreak Kris, and "Iron Man" Jeff Beam facing Suicide.
Geoffery Smith: Of course, the main event is Malibu Mike Donovan defending the CyberNetic Wrestling Federation's World
Heavyweight Championship belt against Pepsi Cola Kid who has been one heck of a competitor here in the CNWF Squared.
Keith Porter: He's
pretty much kept quiet when it comes to title shots unlike a lot of other blowhards in the CNWF. There's guys here
who have had belts who want more belts. Pepsi has just done what he does best, and now he's getting the big chance
of his career to actually get a shot at the World belt.
Michael Richardson: Patience has paid off for the man, and he has been here since CNWF came back as CNWF Squared, and
now he's in the big time.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing
first, weighing two-hundred eighty pounds... Jason Agony!
{cut to shot of the walkway}
Jason Agony makes his way with a mixed
crowd reaction. He is also accompanied by Shermy.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Jason Agony enters the ring.
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, weighing two-hundred forty-one pounds...
Bad Ass John!
{commentary}
Keith Porter: Well,
this should be quite a match. Jason Agony is looking to really show he's great.
Michael Richardson: This sure will be something to see.
{ring}
Bad Ass John enters the ring and the
referee calls for the bell beginning the match.
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Jason Agony vs Bad Ass John
6'-6", 280 lbs — 6'-2",
241 lbs
(One Fall Singles Match)
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{ring}
They lock up quickly, and Agony turns
the lockup into an arm bar quickly. He then takes him down to the canvas and applies a lot more pressure to the
arm bar, then releases it. They both get up afterwards, and Agony kicks Bad Ass John, then flips him over his shoulder.
Agony then bounces off the ropes and drops a leg across John's throat and goes for a cover.
{commentary}
Geoffery Smith: One... and a kickout.
Keith Porter: Well, Agony is taking control quick.
Michael Richardson: I have to be honest with you, but I don't think he's going to come back from this
either.
{ring}
Agony whips John to the ropes once again,
then picks him off with a powerslam. Bad Ass John seems to be in bad shape as it is. Agony lifts Bad Ass John back
up, then climbs up to the top rope himself.
{commentary}
Keith Porter: It looks like he's going to end it right now!
Geoffery Smith: It can't end already!
{ring}
Agony leaps off the top rope with his
Stage Dive clothesline, but Bad Ass John grabs him in mid air and slams him to the canvas. He then goes for a cover.
{commentary}
Keith Porter: Oh my gosh! One! Two! Kickout! Wow! I can't believe he kicked out of that!
Michael Richardson: I can't believe Bad Ass John caught him!
{ring}
Bad Ass John whips Agony to the ropes,
but Agony takes him down with a shoulderblock takedown. Agony then goes back up to the top ropes once more and
waits for Bad Ass to get back up.
{commentary}
Keith Porter: Here we go again! Agony from the top ropes! Stage Dive! That's it!
Geoffery Smith: One! Two! Three! This one is over.
{ring}
Jason Agony's hand is raised in victory.
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Jason Agony by Pin Via "Stage
Dive"
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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Geoffery Smith: That was a fast match just now with Bad Ass John fighting Jason Agony.
Keith Porter: I don't
think the wrestlers have gotten used to this new schedule.
Michael Richardson: I don't think anyone has. Once all the bugs are ironed out, we should have quite a show put together
for everyone. This first time around, I have to say that nothing was in order, so a lot of things aren't going
to go the way they should.
Keith Porter: That's
true. Under normal circumstances, we all know that Agony fighting Bad Ass John would have lasted a lot more. The
outcome of the match may not have even been this simple. Next week's Danger Zone should be one to remember... but
this week we are just getting used to the new ways... and last week we were really set behind in our schedule and
getting set back up isn't the easiest thing to do.
Michael Richardson: We do have some more good matches tonight, so I wouldn't go away. We do have BigFig fighting Wolverine,
Backbreaker fighting Heartbreak Kris, Beam and Suicide, and of course the main event, Malibu Mike Donovan taking
on the Pepsi Cola Kid. It's not like most Danger Zones, but we have been short on time.
Geoffery Smith: A big show is planned next week, but we also invite you to join in on us for Warz Wednesday Night
where things should be in much better order. Lex Victor was thinking of postponing all of this week until next
week, but all that would have done was ensured a good Danger Zone. Of course the wrestlers want everything now,
so Lex being in the "Christmas" spirit, decided to give them what they wanted... namely work every day
of the week -including- Christams. In fact, tomorrow is the only day off for wrestlers. But they asked for it anyway.
Michael Richardson: Well, I think maybe Lex should have gotten everyone used to the new schedule before going ahead with
all these shows. He's always starting everything off too quickly, and he always listens to the wrestlers too much
as well. Me, as an executive of CyberNetic Industries, Limited, I can tell you that he is going to have to start
putting his foot down, and I mean hard! He's been doing everything just for the wrestlers of the CNWF up until
now. He's made very few decisions for himself without changing his mind if the wrestlers push him enough. I am
talking about when it comes to decisions that shape the federation. Well, I am telling Lex Victor right now that
if he decides to postpone it to go ahead and postpone it. The next time you make a decision, you stick to it! Put
up with all the complaining that goes with it. Now, you have the manhood to sign the tough matches and make the
right decisions in those cases. But when you make a decision on the federation itself, stick to it!
Keith Porter: He definitely
has to segregate himself a little more from the wrestlers, that's for sure. It's the only way to do things correctly.
Danger Zone would definitely been much better this week.
Michael Richardson: Definitely. I don't want to have to find someone else to run the CNWF Squared for him. He's done a
great job, but I feel he's gone back on a lot of decisions that could have made things better. He really should
have postponed this week. Well, we have a commercial break to go to, so don't go away.
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